Andy here, I'm 20 years old and a little confused. Life is a funny thing, but that's what I like about it.
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littlecatlady:

SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD

AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY

THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES

GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES

they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???

I FUCKIGN QUIT

It’s all part of the furry agenda!

Anonymous asked: I had a weird ass dream about how you were trying to kill me but weren't sure how so you kept on consulting people in a group chat on your phone. Please don't kill anyone and if you do plan it first.

lovethyvidya:

wade: hey guys how do i kill this fool

steve: u fuck em

andy: (some inane bullshit)

mohammad: ooga booga i shitpost!

devin: by killing them

alec: Hey Wade

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

zultein:

blue-eyed-hanji:

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase

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Nostalgia is a
dirty liar
that insists things
were better
than they seemed.
Michelle K (via indemne) ←

No matter how good things are, there will always be solitary nights you spend in your bedroom, in a car, or in a party full of your closest friends when it feels like the walls are caving in.
Dan Campbell (via soulsscrawl) ←

zlayaevreika:

paxamericana:

jesus fucking christ 

how did this even get on the market???who decided this was fashionable?smh

salparadisewasright:

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing

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lovelymidnamage:

demengineerz:

Select Your Character

I cannot stop laughing at pikachu jesusshc

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

rydenarmani:

shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade

my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it

amidala-skywalkers:

# no-one promotes confident body image like rebel wilson # favourite quote of the whole movie

rotatingfloor:

this guy wrote a book about minecraft and then reviewed it and gave it five stars